Tie the Knot Tango (From "Muppets Haunted Mansion")
Tie the Knot Tango is a song from Muppets Haunted Mansion, sung by Constance Hatchaway (Taraji P. Henson), Pepe the King Prawn, and Constance's Husbands.
Lyrics[]
Constance:
Let's be married, you and I
You'll be my groom and I will be your bride
We'll spend forever side by side
Imagine that, what a spooky ride!
Pepe:
Stuck together for eternity
Till death do we part, is this for me?
I'm sure, por favor that I perceive
Forever, my love just you and me
Constance:
Don't hide your love and act so shy
Pepe:
How could I resist since you caught my eye?
Constance:
Haunting each other, dusk till dawn
I'll be your wife
Pepe:
And I will be your prawn
Both:
Stuck together for eternity
Till death, we are dancing in harmony
Constance's Husbands:
If her spooky vibes give you the creeps,
Be careful, pal she plays for keeps!
Walter:
I was chopped up!
Lew Zealand:
I was drowned!
Johnny Fiama (spoken):
Hey, I was buried in that kooky ground! Sorry.
Penguin:
Quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack-quack!
Sal Minella (spoken):
What's the matter with you?! You can't say that! This is a family show!
Johnny Fiama (spoken):
What are you doing?
Constance and Pepe:
Haunting each other, dusk till dawn
Constance:
I'll be your wife!
Pepe:
And I will be your prawn!